This list was originally posted on the site ‘Roswell’s Alienated Terrestrial Dwellers Gathering’ or RATDG. When Roswell was ending the RATDG site posted a humorous list of ‘Parting Gifts’ they would give to Roswell characters. (I was not able to contact anyone from the RATDG site to ask permission, so if anyone from the site wants me to take these down, just let me know.) From the webmistress to the cast I was thinking about a gift certificate for some BOTOX injections so that he can maintian that endearing and ever-popular deadpan face throughout the rest of the eps. From Goatie to the Cast to Max: a self-help book entitled: "Overcoming monotone" to Isabel: a storyline that uses her non-Maxim assets to Michael: a scissor. we're begging you, dude. to Tess: a "free gift with purchase" make up kit (she has to WANT to help herself, we can't make her give up her addiction) to Liz: a clue to Maria: a self-help book entitled: "How to recognize loser guys" to Alex: a role on this show. or a line. a date. something. to Kyle: a used copy of "Little Buddha" (purchased from the video bin at Blockbuster) From Soma to the Cast Max: I'd give him a new condom, since carrying one around in your wallet is a bad idea, and another Sunny Day Real Estate poster Liz: a new diary, cause I think she lost the old one...we haven't heard her talk to it in awhile! Alex: a kiss from Isabel Maria: a recording contract in which she can only cover Phil Collins & Celine Dion songs Isabel: being able to tell her mother "the truth" (To Katherine: a shirt she can't remove during photo shoots) Michael: (LOL to goatie's gift!!) a gift certificate to the Salvation Army so he can buy more polyester disco shirts like last season Tess: a new destiny Valenti: retirement & a date with that woman who used to be on Loveline, oh wait I mean Maria's mom Kyle: a video titled "the 60 minute Buddha" Brody: a book on how to be vegan (get it? pepperjack? vegan? oh nevermind...) Nikolas: some growth hormones From Jade Jaguar to the Cast Max: Ok, I'm totally biased on this one but I would give Max a new haircut like Zan's or even FutureMax (I know you hated it but I have a sweet spot for long hair;)). Deputy Hanson : a clue or being able to read between lines Mom-o-gram : some Botox shots too (I see the family similarity with Max, now!) River Dog : a sense of humor (I just wish to see him crack a smile) or a few years back Hal Carver : to stick around so he could kick Michael's ass when needed Eddie (River Dog's messenger) : me! lol Topolsky : a beautiful wig Doug Shellow : a life-lesson : girls don't want normal dates Mama Evans : some Tabasco recipes Papa Evans : to see him perform in Grease Mama Parker : to do my laundry while listening to Elvis Costello Papa Parker : to play some punk music Amy DeLuca : some time off (I don't know she seemed to have a pretty hectic schedule) Vicki (Kyle's "girlfriend") : some news : what the hell happened to her? Liz's balcony : some alien-alarm system so Max can get in and the secret of how come the candles are always lit when Liz comes home the Crashdown : less alien employees Valenti: an adult to interact with Rath: a lawnmower (scissors won't be enough) Nicolas: a 1-day adult-body Nasedo: another shot as NasedoMax For Max From Michael : "How to be a Fearless Leader for Dummies" book Isabel : leather pants Tess : a crown Nasedo : "The Joy of Diddling" book Liz : burnt Gomez tickets, the same pocketknife she already gave him (what's wrong with recycling?) Maria : a picture of the "bod" or "how to be a chick's girlfriend for straight men" book Alex : blood (for future hospital visits) Kyle : ticket for "Dude, where's my car?" so Max could learn to relax and get 411 info about being a dude or what about alcohol hidden in other things? DrunkMax on Xmas day would be cool! Valenti : a box full of those photos he took last season (which, BTW they NEVER explained) Brody : a mini-camera (which Max wouldn't be aware of, and put on him) so Brody could get useful informations about Maria in order to woo her later Nicholas : "You are so not fit to be a king" book co-written by Nicholas, alien general and Richard Coad Lonnie : axe or "Halloween" videotapes (deadly relationship between a brother and a sister) or a miniature truck Rath : a dedicated copy of "Alien Sex : accept no imitation" book "written" by Rath & Lonnie, alien specimans Ava : A new destiny...where she is the REAL bride and Tess was the evil twin his therapist : the news : "Max, you're not crazy, you're just constipated" Grant : the news : "I'm dating your sister" For Liz, from the Cast From Max : a new picture of him with Tess (or maybe of him with Tess and Ava) Michael : "How to Stay Away from my Fearless Leader for Dummies" book Isabel : a new revealing top or flirting lessons Tess : a catfight about Max Nasedo : another kidnapping Maria :"Virginity is beautiful" book Alex : tons and tons of tissue boxes Kyle : intruding on Liz and Max when they'll make out (in a couple of episodes)to get back on Liz for interrupting his lamp trimming with Tess Valenti : "you were the first one to give me a chance. I appreciate it" card Brody : (have they even been introduced?) Nicholas : not even a glance Lonnie : a make-over Rath : another "epic" kiss Ava : another "you're cornball" Whitaker : the news : "You're fired" Me : a "stop crying" therapy along with a "how to kick alien and human asses 101" seminar From Michael to Everyone a paper bag with a bottle of generic shampoo inside. Toilet pumps like we first thought he was holding in next episode's trailer! From Maria to the Cast Michael : "relationship is not a forbidden word" book or an Elvis outfit or maybe the Jetta or the news : "I might be a useless human chick but I do have a set of wheels, thank you". Tess : the news : "I'm the one who saved the world, but thanks anyway for saving my butt from OldMamaSkin" Isabel : cedar oil or lipgloss Nasedo : condoms Alex : "alien/human relationships are doomed : why bother? But human/human possessed by aliens relationship still have potential" book or a copy of Girl World's List (as seen on Felicity) Kyle : anything herbal Brody : pepperjack cheese From Max to the Cast Michael : "How to Get Magic Pecs and 6-pack" video Tess : a can of make-up remover Maria : a journal where Maria could write any new informations about Liz so he could "interpret" Liz's faces or "Girlfriend, you may have "the" bod but I do have "the" pecs" card Kyle : a schedule regarding Liz and Tess Nicholas : the news : "I might have been a bad king but I do have the granolith and a buff adult body" From Tess to the Cast Kyle : a lamp Nasedo : a "I've realized how close we were after your death. Thanks for dying." card From Kyle to the Cast Tess : some light bulbs Alex : porn magazines with post-its From Valenti to.. Tess : a chair From Isabel to.. Maria : the news : "I've played Cyrano de Bergerac regarding the present you received from Michael" Alex : the news : "you're my best male friend" From Liz to.. Tess: "you might be the bride but I'm the one who saved Max" bumper sticker |
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